Lovely day.. 🌻

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johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

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fivefoottwoandbulletproof:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

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youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

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thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

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